Saturday, December 8, 2007

Second Helping Time Paradox-Solved?

Some of you may remember the time travel paradox I talked about in one of my first posts. Well I have been beating my head against this problem and I think I might have a solution, but whoa Nelly, it's a doozy. Now it stands to reason that there is a smallest possible unit of time, otherwise how would they add up the"obvious" passage of time we live in? Now lets say we compare each 'moment' to a 2d cartoon frame. IN old school 2d animation, before Flash and tweening and all that jazz, each frame was technically a different character, each one an individual, full formed, and isolated. Without time. But if we display them at a rate of speed, we get the illusion of time, of a moving character. Now what if each moment, not a new universe forming, for that would still beg questions on the conservation of matter and energy, no, what if, these universes 'already' exist, one for each quantum moment, one for each possible quantum moment. That’s right, I am suggesting that for each possible moment a separate universe exists, full formed, but without 'time'. Of course this, like the traditional many worlds theory, begs the question, why do we experience this? Okay, I'll have to ask some scientist or someone about that one, or maybe God. But still ,this idea, which I have a good feeling someone has already thought of, answers the double serving of ice cream question, it says that the ice cream is a different ice cream, it comes from a different quantum moment, made of technically different atoms then the one from the more recent past. That’s why you can eat it twice, it comes from a different "frame".

Friday, December 7, 2007

Why is a Pepperpot in my Clue Deck?

This a weird thing to rant about and don't I know it, but you see, I have a conundrum. More like a what the...? actually.
My family owns a game of Clue, the famous board game from parker brothers. Now the good old boys of parker brothers seem to like to come out with a new 'edition' of this illustrious who done it. But MY families edition, came out around mid-late 90's the 'pistol' didn't look well..normal. I mean, lets go over the classic stereotypical most common pistol types.
Flintlock AKA Pirate Pistol, common to Treasure Island and movies based on theme park rides created by well known antisemites...(BREATH!) rip-offs.
Revolver or Cowboy Movie Pistol. The first effective repeating pistol, this gun, did some major ass woopin' on many an old western movie set. Also common among members of the Fictional City police.
Semi-automatic or Automatic pistol. Despite the movie love of calling those square chunks of metal 'automatic' there are few true automatic pistols on the market. It would be wasteful anyway, what's the freaking being able to shoot 900 rounds a minute if you run out in...well zip. Less then in fact.
Anyway there is another kind of pistol. Its called a 'pepperpot' pistol. Why? I don't know. All I know is its the goofiest name for a deadly weapon (is there any other kind?) I have ever heard of. It's also, most impotently, not in Earthlings Stereotypical Guide to Pistol Type Gunnery and Assorted Hardware. Its obscure, damn obscure. If I type Automatic pistol in the image search on Google (all hail the Google!) I get 122,000 hits, revolver pistol, 91,000 hits, flintlock 42,600. For the pepperpot pistol? And this is with the quotations off folks, 226. By Google standards that is nearly zip, nothing, nit, bupkis. And only about 5 of the pictures are OF pepperpot pistols.
We are talking serious obscurity levels. So why is it in the game? Was the Vice president of Clue Weapon Design at parkers brothers a collector or something? Its not just the card, the little metal piece is also a pepperpot. Now, this has got to be the worlds stupidest rant EVER, but it still puzzles me. If you have the answer, and you read this blog,(the chances are Astronomically low, I know) then please write and tell me.Put a comment on this peice, Please I beg you (actully, I beg for comments on any post) I would love to know why. please tell me, I can't get to sleep at night, it haunts me! please tell me, please! *sob!*

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The whole world wants to have sex with a cartoon.

Woe, woe the poor child who searches for his favourite cartoons with the sex blockers off. What can pop up could really scar a kid for life.
I mean you can find any cartoon you can name, any character, and somewhere on the information superhighway, there will be a picture of one having sex with another. It can chill you to the bone. The whole world seems to wants to have sex with a cartoon. And I don't just mean hentai, in fact hentai and anime aren't really my complaint. Hentai is designed to titillate, it is the authors intentions. But when some hack artist, decides to use his either mediocre, or sometimes brilliant art skills, and turn out a cel fuck-fest. I mean Babs and Buster of Tiny Toons going at it like well...rabbits, I am talking spongbob and patrick fucking like flounders, I am talking Mr.Jetson getting head from Mrs. Jetson. I am saying Disney porn and Simpsons Sex. If you want it, you'll find it. Trekkie Monster is right, the Internet IS for porn. Everything else, is just filler.